george bush joke.

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    George bush bisits a primary school and asks for questions. One wee tot says

    "Mr President I have three questions".

    1) How come your opponent got more votes but you are President

    2) How come you are invading Iraq without UN approval

    3) How come all your mates are getting the recostruction contracts"

    Then the bell rings for recess.

    After recess another tot raises her hand.

    "I have five questions.

    1) How come your opponent got more votes but you are President

    2) How come you are invading Iraq without UN approval

    3) How come all your mates are getting the recostruction contracts"

    4) How come the bell for recess rang two minutes early.

    5) What has happened to my twin brother who asked the previous three questions."

    My sources indicate that the above is a recycled Benito Mussolini joke.
 
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