geographic puns

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    Can it get geographically punnier than this?

    Timmy: I'm Hungary..
    Mum: Why don't you Czech the fridge.
    Timmy: Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen.
    Mum: Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey.
    Timmy: Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck!
    Mum: There is Norway you can eat that.
    Timmy: I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile.
    Mum: Denmark your name on the can.
    Timmy: Kenya do it for me?
    Mum: Ok, I'm Ghana do it.
    Timmy: Thanks, I'm so tired, Iran for an hour today.
    Mum: It Tokyo long enough.
    Timmy: Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes!
 
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