friday joke

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    A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
    "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have
    killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is
    awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food
    is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none
    of us realizes the long term harm caused by the germs in our
    drinking water.

    "However there is one thing that is the most dangerous of
    all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell
    me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering
    for years after eating it?"

    A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said,
    "Wedding cake!"

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