1. Most Discussed
  2. Gainers & Losers

friday joke

  1. looney

    1,035 Posts.

    A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
    "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have
    killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is
    awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food
    is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none
    of us realizes the long term harm caused by the germs in our
    drinking water.

    "However there is one thing that is the most dangerous of
    all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell
    me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering
    for years after eating it?"

    A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said,
    "Wedding cake!"

Before making any financial decisions based on what you read, always consult an advisor or expert.

The HotCopper website is operated by Report Card Pty Ltd. Any information posted on the website has been prepared without taking into account your objectives, financial situation or needs and as such, you should before acting on the information or advice, consider the appropriateness of the information or advice in relation to your objectives, financial situation or needs. Please be aware that any information posted on this site should not be considered to be financial product advice.

From time to time comments aimed at manipulating other investors may appear on these forums. Posters may post overly optimistic or pessimistic comments on particular stocks, in an attempt to influence other investors. It is not possible for management to moderate all posts so some misleading and inaccurate posts may still appear on these forums. If you do have serious concerns with a post or posts you should report a Terms of Use Violation (TOU) on the link above. Unless specifically stated persons posting on this site are NOT investment advisors and do NOT hold the necessary licence, or have any formal training, to give investment advice.


Thank you for visiting HotCopper

We have detected that you are running ad blocking software.

HotCopper relies on revenue generated from advertisers. Kindly disable your ad blocking software to return to the HotCopper website.

I understand, I have disabled my ad blocker. Let me in!

Need help? Click here for support.