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  1. acouch

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    A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra.
    Anxious
    to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets
    home, and
    waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in
    his
    excitement he forgets and leaves the package open
    on the
    table and his parrot eats all of them. Seeing the results and
    panicking the man grabs the
    bird
    and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off. Unfortunately,
    his
    Viagra kicks in just as his
    wife comes
    home and it is hours later before he remembers the
    parrot.
    He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the
    worst, only
    to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with
    sweat and
    totally exhausted. "What happened?" the man asks, "You were in
    there
    for hours
    and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating
    like crazy?"
    The parrot pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry
    apart
    the legs a frozen chicken?"

    have a good weekend

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