friday funny

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    Who said men aren't sensitive?

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up
    leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around
    his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet
    cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way
    along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and
    huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

    The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddybears,
    especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to
    him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to
    him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot
    steamy love.

    After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
    there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
    "Well, how was it?" The guy says:

    (scroll down it's a beauty)

    "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
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