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    Subject: Paratroopers

    A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers.
    He went through the standard training, completed the practice
    jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his
    first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his father
    to tell him the news.
    "So, did you jump?" the father asked.
    "Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant
    opened the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just
    walked out of the plane!" "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.
    "Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and
    threw them out the door."
    "Did you jump then?" asked the father.
    "I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on
    the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump.
    He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my arse."
    "So, did you jump?"
    "Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and
    refused to go. Finally he called over to the Jump Master. The Jump Master is
    this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250pds. He said to me, "Boy, are
    you gonna jump or not?"
    I said, "No sir, I'm too scared." So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and
    his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big as a baseball
    bat! He said, "Boy, either you jump out the door, or I'm sticking this baby up
    "So, did you jump?" asked the father.
    "Well, a little, at first."
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