friday funny

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    An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really
    stormy. They were
    standing on the back of the boat watching the moon,
    when a wave came up
    and washed the old woman overboard.
    They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the
    captain sent the
    old
    man back to shore with the promise that he would
    notify him as soon as
    they found something.

    Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax
    from the boat. It
    read: "Sir sorry to inform you, we found your wife
    dead at the bottom
    of
    the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached
    to her butt was an
    oyster and it was a pearl worth $50,000 . . .please
    advise".

    The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait
    the trap"
 
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