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    Granny,s box of condoms..




    Two old ladies were outside their nursing
    home, having a smoke, when
    it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled
    out a condom, cut off the
    end, put it over her cigarette, and continued
    smoking.

    Lady 1: What's that?

    Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette
    doesn't get wet.

    Lady 1: Where did you get it?

    Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

    The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the
    > local drugstore and
    announces to the pharmacist that she wants a
    box of condoms. The guy
    looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after
    all, over 80 years of
    age), but politely asks what brand she
    prefers.

    Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a
    Camel.

    The pharmacist fainted.
    have a good evening
 
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