friday funnies, page-2

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    a little rude..

    The Gift. A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new
    birthday, and as they
    had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he
    decided a
    pair of gloves would
    strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied
    his sweetheart's younger
    sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The
    sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

    During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got
    gloves and the
    sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man
    sealed the package and
    sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

    "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
    wearing any when we go out in
    the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen
    long ones with the
    buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove".

    "These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me
    the pair she had been
    wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had
    try yours on for me and she looked really good".

    "I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no
    other hands will come in
    contact with them before I have a chance to see you again".

    "When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting
    away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing".

    "Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year.
    hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love".

    "P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
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