friday funnies

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    Plane Crash

    A plane was about to crash and there were 5 people on board and only four
    parachutes. The first person said : " I am Roy Keane, the only footballer
    Ireland worth talking about. I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me
    so I think I should be saved." The others refused to argue fearing they
    would be elbowed out of the plane so they gave him one of the parachutes
    and off he went.

    The second person said : "I am Gerry Adams and my people know who you all
    and they know where you live. I'm sure we understand that I should be
    saved." The others said" O.K." and gave him a parachute.

    The third person said : "I am David Beckham, captain of the English
    squad. I have a wife and 2 son's one conceived in a borough of New York the
    other in the back of an Alpha. Everyone knows I am a really nice guy and
    everyone thinks I am stupid, but I'm not, so I am taking a parachute." and
    off he went.

    There were two folk left, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl.
    The Pope said : "child I am old and frail and have lived my life while you
    are young with everything before you. You take the parachute and I will
    stay with the aircraft and take my chance".

    It's O.K.", said the girl, "there are still two parachutes left. David
    Beckham picked up my schoolbag."
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