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  1. acouch

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    An elderly couple is vacationing in the west. Bob always wanted a pair of
    authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them,
    wears them walking proudly back to their hotel room.
    He walks in and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"

    Helen looks him over. "Nope."

    Bob says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything
    DIFFERENT about me?"

    Helen looks again. "Nope."

    Frustrated, Bob storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back
    into the room, completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a
    little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

    Helen looks up and says, "Bob, what's different? It's hanging down
    today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

    Furious, Bob yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,

    To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bob. Shoulda bought a hat

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