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Friday blond joke

  1. looney

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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me..
    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks,
    "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
    box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and
    shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment,
    then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
    going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He held her hand and
    said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed,
    (scoll down)
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    "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

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