french humour!

  1. 263 Posts.
    "My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one that
    says 'First Iraq, then France'."
    Tom Brokaw

    "The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam
    from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from
    Jay Leno

    "France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam
    is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came
    rollin thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
    Dave Letterman

    .....and my all time favorite!
    Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
    So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

    Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
    accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage. -unknown

    France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable
    because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable
    because they live in France.
    -Mark Twain
    Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
    -Ted Nugent

    The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we
    truffles in Iraq.

    War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II

    What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army
    How do you stop a French Tank?
    A. Shoot the guy pushing.

    Q. how many frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
    A. We don't know, it's never been tried.

    The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can count
    on the French to be there when they need us."

arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch. arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch.