For the divorceeeee's

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    A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the
    custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet
    and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into
    this world, she should retain custody of them.
    The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side
    of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair
    and replied "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke
    comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine"?

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