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    : FW: Tickle-Me-Elmo




    > There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle-Me-Elmo toys.
    > The Toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee

    > is
    > hired at the factory and starts at 0800.
    >
    >
    > The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel
    Manager's
    > door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door
    and
    > begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is
    > incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the
    > entire
    > production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides
    he
    > should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the
    factory
    > floor.
    >
    >
    > When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
    > Tickle-Me-Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
    > beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new
    > employee
    > surrounded by mountains of Tickle-Me-Elmo's. She has a roll of
    > plush
    > red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
    >
    >
    > The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
    > fabric,
    > wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
    little
    > package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into
    > laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
    > together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her,
    > barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
    > misunderstood
    > the instructions I gave you yesterday".....
    >
    >
    > "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
    >


 
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