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  1. RALPH5

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    > Danny Frawley goes to Collingwood for a meeting with Mick Malthouse.
    > After
    > the meeting, Mick says to Danny, "Well Danny, I don't know what you think
    > of
    > your players at Punt Road, but mine are all bright and brilliant." "How
    > do
    > you know?" asks Danny.
    > "Oh well, it's simple", says Mick. "They all have to take special tests
    > before they can play here. Just watch this."
    > He calls Bucks over and asks him, "Tell me Bucks, who is the child of your
    > father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"
    > Ah, that's simple Mick", says Bucks, "it's me!" "Well done Bucks", says
    > Mick, and Danny is very impressed.
    > Danny returns to Richmond and wonders about the intelligence of the
    > team. He calls in Matthew Richardson and asks, "Matty, tell me, who is
    > the
    > child
    > of
    > your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your
    > sister?"
    > Matty thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it
    > a
    > bit more Danny, and I'll give you the answer tomorrow?" "Of course," says
    > Danny, "you've got 24 hours."
    > Matty goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his team-mates but
    > no-one knows the answer. 20 hours later, Matty is very worried -still no
    > answer and only 4 hours to go.
    > Eventually Matty says "I know, I'll ring James Hird, he's clever, he'll
    > know
    > the answer."
    > He calls James. "James," he says, "tell me who is the child of your
    > father
    > and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Very
    > simple", says James, "it's me!"
    > "Of course", says Matty and rings Danny.
    > "Danny", says Matty, "I've got the answer: it's James Hird".
    > "No, you idiot", says Danny, "it's Nathan Buckley".

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