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  1. arthur

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    Irish Devorce


    "Well,Mrs O'connor,so you want a divorce?"the solicitor questioned his client.

    "Tell me about it.Do you have a grudge?"

    "Oh no," replied Mrs O'Connor."shure now we have a carport".

    The solicitor tried again.

    "Well does the man beat you up?" he enquired.

    "No no," said Mrs O'connor looking puzzled. "Oim always first out of bed."

    Still hopeful,the solicitor tried again.

    "Well does he go in for unnatural connubial practises?"

    "Shure now he plays the flute but I dont think he knows anything about the connubial."

    Now desperate, the solicitor pushed on.

    "What I'm trying to find out is what grounds you have."

    "Bless ye sor.

    We live in a flat-not even a window box,let alone grounds."


    "Mrs O'connor," said the solicitor in some exasperation,"to get a divorce you need a reason that the court can consider,

    What is the reason for you seeking this divorce?"

    "Ah well now," said the lady.

    "Shure it's because the man can't hold an intelligent conversation."

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