1. Most Discussed
  2. Gainers & Losers

Female members please avoid

  1. How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
    ----------------------------------------
    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
    probably never be able to support you.
    ----------------------------------------
    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand
    closer to the kitchen sink.
    ----------------------------------------
    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
    ----------------------------------------
    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
    ----------------------------------------
    Why do men break wind more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
    pressure.
    ----------------------------------------
    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
    front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
    ----------------------------------------
    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    A woman who won't do what she's told.
    --------------------------------------
    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
    ----------------------------------------

    Cheers, Nick

DISCLAIMER:
Before making any financial decisions based on what you read, always consult an advisor or expert.

The HotCopper website is operated by Report Card Pty Ltd. Any information posted on the website has been prepared without taking into account your objectives, financial situation or needs and as such, you should before acting on the information or advice, consider the appropriateness of the information or advice in relation to your objectives, financial situation or needs. Please be aware that any information posted on this site should not be considered to be financial product advice.

From time to time comments aimed at manipulating other investors may appear on these forums. Posters may post overly optimistic or pessimistic comments on particular stocks, in an attempt to influence other investors. It is not possible for management to moderate all posts so some misleading and inaccurate posts may still appear on these forums. If you do have serious concerns with a post or posts you should report a Terms of Use Violation (TOU) on the link above. Unless specifically stated persons posting on this site are NOT investment advisors and do NOT hold the necessary licence, or have any formal training, to give investment advice.

Top