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  1. groundzero

    27,489 posts.
    Even God enjoys a good laugh.....

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
    1. He called everyone "brother".
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Father's business.
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was
    God.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

    1. He talked with his hands.
    2. He had wine with every meal.
    3. He used olive oil.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
    Californian:

    1. He never cut his hair.
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
    3. He started a new religion.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.

    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
    woman:

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
    didn't get it
    3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more
    work to do.
    Amen!!!


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