eternal life

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    A man is walking along Bronte Beach in a Southerly, when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

    The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

    "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

    "OK, then, I want to die after a government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.

    "You crafty little bastard," said the genie.
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