> A psychology student decides to have a party and invites lots of people, > telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he writes...... > > "Theme Party - Come as a Human Emotion". > > On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door > to > see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his > chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you > come > as?" and the guy says, > "I'm green with envy". > > "Brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink". > > A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to > > see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather bow wrapped > around her most intimate parts. > > He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come > as?" > > "I'm tickled pink" she replies. > > "I love it," says the host, "come on in and join the party." > > A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the > host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark naked, one > with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis > stuck in a pear. > > The host is really shocked and says, "Christ guys, what the hell are you > doing? What emotion is this supposed to be?" > > The first guy replies, "Well, I'm fuckin' discustid, and my friend here > is > deep in dispair."
