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    > A psychology student decides to have a party and invites lots of people,
    > telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he writes......
    >
    > "Theme Party - Come as a Human Emotion".
    >
    > On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door
    > to
    > see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his
    > chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you
    > come
    > as?" and the guy says,
    > "I'm green with envy".
    >
    > "Brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink".
    >
    > A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
    >
    > see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather bow wrapped
    > around her most intimate parts.
    >
    > He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
    > as?"
    >
    > "I'm tickled pink" she replies.
    >
    > "I love it," says the host, "come on in and join the party."
    >
    > A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the
    > host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark naked, one
    > with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis
    > stuck in a pear.
    >
    > The host is really shocked and says, "Christ guys, what the hell are you
    > doing? What emotion is this supposed to be?"
    >
    > The first guy replies, "Well, I'm fuckin' discustid, and my friend here
    > is
    > deep in dispair."

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