embarrassing date

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    We have all had bad dates, but this takes the cake. This just tells you how
    tough it is to be single nowadays.

    This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to
    find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
    described her worst first date experience. There's absolutely no question as
    to why her tale took the prize!

    Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
    taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). No,
    not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.
    The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
    late that afternoon.

    They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
    realize that she should! not have had that extra latte. They were about an
    hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her
    companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile.
    Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
    where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road,
    or it would be on the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly
    crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.

    Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her
    butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on
    the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and
    refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt
    despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

    Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she
    bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
    firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump
    handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh
    from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem
    due to the extreme cold.

    Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor
    she answered her date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

    As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps that
    should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
    Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off".

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