Dowg Me Not

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    I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

    “Mr Cook?”

    “Yes,” I replied.

    “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

    I said, “That’s BS – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
 
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