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    re: difference between left and the conservative r The Difference Between the Left and the conservative rednecks

    Q: What's a conservative?
    A: One who loves big things as a fantasy replacement for their own little capacities

    Q: How many Conservatives does it take to raise your taxes?
    A: None. They don't pay any.

    Q: What is the difference between a redneck conservative and a dog?
    A: A dog stops barking when told to do so by its master.

    Q: What is the difference between an intelligent redneck conservative and Bigfoot?
    A: Bigfoot has a brain.

    Q: What is a redneck conservative?
    A: A leftie who had lobotomy
    Q: What's the difference between a redneck conservative and a trampoline?
    A: A trampoline is flexible

    Q: What's the difference between a redneck conservative and a prostitute?
    A: The prostitute tells you she is one.
    Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead redneck conservative in the road?
    A: Redneck conservatives have medals on their chest.
    Q: What's the difference between a redneck conservative and a catfish?
    A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a redneck conservative with a bible basher?
    A: A god-fearing tax collector who tells you to give thanks for what you don't have.
    Q: Why should redneck conservatives be cremated?
    A: They burn rubbish, don't they?
    Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a redneck conservatives?
    A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

    Q: Why did God create the redneck conservatives?
    A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

    Q: What is a recent redneck conservative graduate's usual question in his first job?
    A: Do i still get all the school holidays and with full pay?

    Q. How many redneck conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A. I don't know. Never see them have anything to do with light!
    Q: How many redneck conservatives does it take to change a tall wooden cross?
    A: A whole of them!
 
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