difference between right and the left

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    The Difference Between Conservatives and the Left
    Q: What's a conservative?
    A: A leftie who made it through adolescence

    Q: How many Conservatives does it take to raise your taxes?
    A: None. The Lefties do that.

    Q: What is the difference between a Leftie and a puppy?
    A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

    Q: What is the difference between an intelligent Leftie and Bigfoot?
    A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

    Q: What is a conservative?
    A: A leftie who's been mugged.

    Q: What's the difference between a Leftie and a trampoline?
    A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

    Q: What's the difference between a Leftie and a prostitute?
    A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

    Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Leftie in the road?
    A: Vultures will eat the skunk.

    Q: What's the difference between a Leftie and a catfish?
    A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a leftie with a bible basher?
    A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

    Q: Why should Lefties be buried 100 feet deep?
    A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

    Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Leftie?
    A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

    Q: Why did God create the Looney Left?
    A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

    Q: What is a recent Leftie graduate's usual question in his first job?
    A: Do i still get all the school holidays and with full pay?

    Q. How many Leftie Loonies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A. Just one, but it really gets screwed.

    Q: How many Leftie loonies does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!
 
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