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    The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall, with a very strange look on his face. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what's up.
    "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough syrup," the clerk explains. "So I gave him a box of laxatives and told him to take it all at once."
    "Laxatives won't cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts angrily.
    "Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall. "Look at him. He's too afraid to cough."
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