Crooked Brokers

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    The crooked stock broker was on trial for cheating thousands of people out of their savings with an elaborate stock fraud scheme. The District Attorney asked him how many people he had cheated, and the defendant replied, "None."

    Surprised at the answer, the DA said, "Do you know the penalty for perjury sir?"

    "As a matter of fact, yes I do. And it's far more amicable than the ones I'm currently facing," said the broker smiling.

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