Condom week

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    LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
    1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
    2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
    3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
    4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
    5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
    6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
    7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
    8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
    9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
    10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
    11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK
    12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
    13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
    14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
    15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
    16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
    17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
    18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
    19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
    20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
    21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
 
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