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Condom factory burns down in New Zealand

  1. Slick400

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    John Keys, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone.

    John, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy !! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the ground. It is istimated that the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."

    PM: "Shut !! The economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. W'e will be ruined."

    Hilth Munister: "We're going to haf to shup some in from Brutain ?"

    PM: "No chence. The Poms will have a field day on thus one."

    Hilth Munister: "What about Australia ?"

    PM: "I'll call the Aussies. Tell them we need one million condoms, ten enches long and four enches thuck. That way they'll continue to respect the 'All Blacks'."

    Three days later, a delighted John rushes out to open the boxes that arrived at the Pist Office.
    He finds one million condoms - 10 enches long, 4 enches thuck, all coloured green and gold with small writing on each one.


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