coco pops

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    A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You
    > > know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
    > > started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When
    > > we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear
    > > after me, ok?" "OK! OK!", the 4 year old agrees with
    > > enthusiasm.
    > > The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year
    > > old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, s**t mum, I
    > > guess I'll have some Coco Pops...."
    > > WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the
    > > kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his
    > > eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with
    > > a stern voice, "and what do YOU want for breakfast,
    > > young man????"
    > > "I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f***ing
    > > Coco Pops...."
 
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