clinton and the titanic

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    Clinton -vs- Titanic

    Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video:

    Titanic: over 3 hours long
    Clinton: over 3 hours long

    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe
    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe

    Titanic: villain - White Star Line
    Clinton: villain - Ken Starr

    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
    Clinton: Bill is a B.S. artist

    Titanic: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar
    Clinton: Ditto for Bill

    Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
    Clinton: Ditto for Monica

    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
    Clinton: Let's not go there

    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
    Clinton: Monica forced to return her gifts

    Titanic: Behind the scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular
    Clinton: Behind the scenes, Bill has a 70% approval rating

    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
    Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary

    Dave R.
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