christmas tree

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    Subject: Christmas tree


    >A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father,
    >"Dad,
    >how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers,
    >"Well,
    >son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's
    >breasts
    >are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are
    >like
    >pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like
    >onions."
    >"Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
    >This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
    >many
    >kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks
    at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
    In a man's twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his
    >thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
    >fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?"
    >"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are only for decoration"



 
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