chinese proverbs

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    CHINESE PROVERBS
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    > > > > > > > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > > > > > > > Man who run in front of car get tired.
    > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > > > > > > > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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    > > > > > > > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > > > > > > > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
    > > > > > organ.
    > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > > > > > > > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
    > Bangkok.
    > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > > > > > > > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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    > > > > > > > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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    > > > > > > > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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    > > > > > > > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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    > > > > > > > Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on
    > earth.
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    > > > > > > > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is
    left.
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    > > > > > > > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
    > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > > > > > > > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > > > > > > > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
    > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > > > > > > > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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    > > > > > > > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > > > > > > > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > > > > > > > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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    > > > > > > > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    > > > > > > > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
    > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


 
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