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Centrelink Fairy

  1. Slick400

    297 Posts.

    A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant
    outside the Centrelink Offices.
    'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told by Tony Abbott,
    Joe Hockey and Scott Morrison to grant
    you three wishes, since you've just arrived in Australia with
    your wife and seven children -- all costs to be borne by Australian Tax
    The man told the fairy: 'Well, in Sri Lanka where I come from we
    don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in
    The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and PING !!!
    The Asylum Seeker had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his
    'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more wishes to go!
    The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant now got bolder 'I need a big house
    with a three car garage on the Gold Coast with eight bedrooms,
    a Gold Visa Card in each room - for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in Sri Lanka.
    I want to bring them all over here' PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a
    three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling
    swimming pool and a BMW, full of his nephews playing their music.

    'One more wish left for you', said the fairy, waving her wand.
    The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant really decided to go for
    broke now
    and said "I want to be Australian with Australian clothes
    instead of the rags
    and shawl, and I want to have white skin like the Australians.'
    PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out Stubbies
    shorts, a
    dirty Bonds T-shirt and a greasy terry-towel hat. He had his bad
    teeth back
    and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
    'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new

    Where's my Visa Gold Card?'
    Where is my BMW?
    The fairy said 'Tough luck.
    Now that you are Australian, you're entitled
    to sweet F...... all just like the rest of us'
    And she disappeared........

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