carlos, the priest

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    Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model
    danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to
    his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when
    she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he
    had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

    The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
    reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response
    from all the priests until she got to the final priest
    (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly
    that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

    Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to
    pick it up. Then, all the other bells started to ring and all
    hell broke loose.......
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