cant think of one

  1. 25,374 Posts.
    lightbulb Created with Sketch. 2
    jeeze that last humour link was funny?


    A guy opens his packed lunch that his wife made for him that
    morning. He takes a bite of the sandwich and immediately
    spits it out cursing. Straight away he phones his wife
    asking, "What was in that sandwich you gave me?"

    "Why?" she asked.

    "Because it was disgusting." he answers. "What was in it?"

    "Crab Paste." she says.

    "Well I have never had anything that tasted that awful
    before. Where did you get it from?"

    "The Pharmacy." she answers

arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch. arrow-down-2 Created with Sketch.