Dad butts in
``What does the president do when he finds a fly in his office?
He calls in the SWAT team!`Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
Well, that's the last time we get the tailor to cook the food.How do witches fly in the rain?
With a mop.An Englishman, A Scotsman, and an Irishman are getting drinks, and they each get a fly in their beer.
The Englishman pushes his drink away, disgusted.
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The Scotsman takes out the fly and drinks his beer.
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The Irishman picks up the fly and yells to it, "Alright, spit it out!"
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