Can_Do_Fly

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    Dad butts in
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    What does the president do when he finds a fly in his office?

    He calls in the SWAT team!
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    Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!

    Well, that's the last time we get the tailor to cook the food.
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    How do witches fly in the rain?

    With a mop.


    An Englishman, A Scotsman, and an Irishman are getting drinks, and they each get a fly in their beer.

    The Englishman pushes his drink away, disgusted.
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    The Scotsman takes out the fly and drinks his beer.
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    The Irishman picks up the fly and yells to it, "Alright, spit it out!"
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