Can_Do_Dig

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    A convict finally escaped prison after digging a tunnel in his cell for years

    He resurfaces in a kindergarten playground with children playing and no cops in sight.He could barely contain his excitement and screams, "I'm Free! I'M FREE!"A kid next to him looks at him and says, "So what? I'm four"
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    A man is waiting for a bus, when he sees a blonde across the street digging a hole...

    ...and another blonde immediately filling the hole back in with dirt.
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    He watches as they move up the street doing this over and over again.
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    The first blonde digs a hole, and the second one fills the dirt right back in.
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    After a few minutes, he decides to ask them "excuse me, what are you ladies doing?"
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    "We're working" the first blonde replies.
    "Just the two of you?" He inquires.
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    "Well" the second blonde chimes in,
    "there's usually three of us, but the girl that plants the trees called out sick"
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    So there's apparently been over 200, well preserved tibia excavated in the area surrounding the great pyramid in Egypt...

    sources say it was a real shin dig.
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    Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate & nuts.

    Excited they believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Roche.
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    So a fellow walks into a bar and sees another fellow looking sad. “Hey, what’s bothering you, friend?” he says.

    “All my life I’ve dreamed of being an acrobat,” the other fellow says. “But I had an inner ear deformity that affected my balance. So I became an archeologist instead. Then last week I unearthed a magic lamp and the genie inside granted me one wish. I knew exactly what I wanted. I wished for all the abilities of an acrobat.”

    “Then why are you so sad?” asked the first man. “Now you can live your dream!”

    “No, I can’t,” says the second man. “But I can edit pdf’s with the best of them...”
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