BUS Stop

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    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
    > > wearing a

    tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was
    her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
    allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
    give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only
    to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once
    again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
    second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she
    could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again
    reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the
    step.

    About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
    easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She
    went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How
    dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled
    and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after
    you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

    have a good day
 
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