blonde joke

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    Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

    She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again - for no reason."

    The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"

    The brunette says, "Oh sure; but he always has expectations after giving me flowers. And I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

    The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
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