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Bill Gates & Heaven & Hell

  1. >"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not
    > > >sure
    > > >whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously
    > > >helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the
    > > >world, and
    > > >yet you created that ghastly, awful Windows. "I'm going to do
    > > >something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where
    > > >you want to go." Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the
    > > >difference between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek at both
    > > >places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell
    > > >first?" "Sure!" said Bill, "Let's go!"
    > > >Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear
    > > >waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running
    > > >around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun
    > > >was shining and the temperature was perfect. This is great!" said
    > > >Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven." God replied,
    > > >"Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white
    > > >clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing
    > > >harps and singing.
    > > >It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought
    > > >for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do
    > > >believe I would like to go to Hell." 'As you desire," said God. Two
    > > >weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see
    > > >how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming
    > > >amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and
    > > >tortured by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded
    > > >with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I
    > > >expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women
    > > >playing in the water?"
    > > >"Oh THAT!" said God. "That was the Screensaver

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