bill clinton the genius

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    Federal Aviation Agency
    800 Independence Avenue S.W.
    Washington DC. 20591

    Dear Sirs:

    I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at
    the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

    Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at
    naked women, we should replace all of our female flight
    attendants with strippers.

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of

    seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman

    in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing

    a naked woman.

    Hijackings would end and the airline industry would have

    record sales.

    Why didn't Blair and Bush think of this?

    Why do I still have to do everything myself?


    Bill Clinton

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