It was a White Knight, and Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree were on a River > cruise. > They met on the Top Deck. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; > he was an Old Jamaican. They walked hand in hand down Milky Way & around > the Family Block. > They stopped in at the Mars Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine > Gum. She asked if he could pass her a Coaster, He said "Sure...Take 5 ". > They Decided to leave as the music was too loud, & neither of them liked > M&M. > On the way out he bought her some Roses. She said they were her Favourites. > They walked down to his sports car, it was a Red Ferrero. He made some > small talk, > and tried to make out like he was a Smartie. > She spoke a little but didn't say much as she didn't want to Polly Waffle > on. > He suggested they should go somewhere quiet. She said if you play your > cards right you might get lucky after tea. He replied, After Dinner?.. > Mint!". > At this point he knew she was Cherry Ripe! He asked her name. "Polo, I'm > the one with the hole", she said. "And I'm the one with the Nuts", he > thought. Then he touched her Milky Bars. They felt Smooth & Creamy. He > thought to himself, They'll definitely melt in your mouth & not in your > hand. > He told her that he had a King Size Bar, but she thought he might just be > telling Fantales. > They checked into a Motel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury > turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he > slipped his hand down into her Snickers and felt her Kit Kat. She started > to play with his Fruit & Nuts, but then she said "Stop!". He though she was > a > Malteaser, but he still wanted to Jaff-er. So he showed her his Curly > Wurly. > Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take > a > trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He thought this was Fantastic as he always > fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of > Turkish Delight. When he finished, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit > Crunchie. She wanted Moro but he needed to take Time Out. However he > noticed > her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in > her Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper. He was exhausted, so he rolled over > for a Flake. > Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, > he > was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been > with All Sorts!!.