1. Most Discussed
  2. Gainers & Losers

Austin Powers-a good laugh

  1. jswood

    155 posts.

    Subject: FW: Austen Powers "best" pick up lines???


    1 I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

    2 (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) - "Let's get you out of these wet
    clothes."

    3 Nice legs... What time do they open?

    4 Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my
    package.

    5 You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

    6 Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    7 I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
    to you.

    8 I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher,
    have you seen one?

    9 I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

    10 Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

    11 I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

    12 You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
    light switch away.

    13 You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

    14 I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for
    that thing you do with your tongue.

    15 If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

    16 (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.


    Yeah Baby !!!!!!

DISCLAIMER:
Before making any financial decisions based on what you read, always consult an advisor or expert.

The HotCopper website is operated by Report Card Pty Ltd. Any information posted on the website has been prepared without taking into account your objectives, financial situation or needs and as such, you should before acting on the information or advice, consider the appropriateness of the information or advice in relation to your objectives, financial situation or needs. Please be aware that any information posted on this site should not be considered to be financial product advice.

From time to time comments aimed at manipulating other investors may appear on these forums. Posters may post overly optimistic or pessimistic comments on particular stocks, in an attempt to influence other investors. It is not possible for management to moderate all posts so some misleading and inaccurate posts may still appear on these forums. If you do have serious concerns with a post or posts you should report a Terms of Use Violation (TOU) on the link above. Unless specifically stated persons posting on this site are NOT investment advisors and do NOT hold the necessary licence, or have any formal training, to give investment advice.

Top