Austin Powers-a good laugh

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    Subject: FW: Austen Powers "best" pick up lines???

    1 I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

    2 (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) - "Let's get you out of these wet

    3 Nice legs... What time do they open?

    4 Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my

    5 You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

    6 Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    7 I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
    to you.

    8 I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher,
    have you seen one?

    9 I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

    10 Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

    11 I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

    12 You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
    light switch away.

    13 You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

    14 I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for
    that thing you do with your tongue.

    15 If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

    16 (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

    Yeah Baby !!!!!!

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