aussie traveller in greece

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    An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks
    into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters,
    and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each
    other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back
    to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she
    says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the
    world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

    The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing
    her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep
    with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too
    happy to agree.

    This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders
    Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him some more
    attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him
    again, so she goes over and sits next to him.

    She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her: "Melbourne".

    "So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"

    "Glen Iris" he replies.

    "That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"

    "Cameo Street" he replies.

    "This is unbelievable..." she says, "What number?"

    He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.

    "You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents
    still live there!"

    "I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you."
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