Aussie Love Poem

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    Australian Love Poem

    Of course I love ya darlin
    You're a bloody top-notch bird
    And when I say you're gorgeous
    I mean every single word


    So ya bum is on the big side
    I don't mind a bit of flab
    It means that when I'm ready
    There's somethin' there to grab


    So your belly isn't flat no more
    I tell ya, I don't care
    So long as when I cuddle ya
    I can get my arms round there


    No Sheila who is your age
    Has nice round perky breasts
    They just gave in to gravity
    But I know ya did ya best


    I'm tellin' ya the truth now
    I never tell ya lies
    I think it’s very sexy
    That you've got dimples on ya thighs


    I swear on me nanna's grave now
    The moment that we met
    I thought you was as good as
    I was ever gonna get


    No matter what u look like
    I'll always love ya dear
    Now shut up while the cricket’s on
    And fetch another beer..


    brings a lump to your throat

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