ASX Today, page-64161

"SP condition code..."

This is all I get;...



…but then I don’t pay for any extras as that goes counter to my skinflint nature.
(wouldn’t know what to do with all the bells and whistles anyway - except buy more penny dreadfuls, which is probably what they are designed to inspire)

Now some bright spark will pop up and say, “but those features are available - no need to pay extra. Just punch this button, next to that button and what you see is what you get.