apologies to the ladies

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    Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig ?
    A woman who wont do as she's told

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    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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    Marriage is a 3 ring circus :
    Engagement Ring - Wedding Ring - Suffering

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    Scientists have dicovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90%.
    Its called a Wedding Cake

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    Our last fight was my fault - She aked me what's on TV
    I said "Dust"

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    A man inserted an adv. in the Classifieds : Wife Wanted".
    The next day he recieved 100 replies -

    Thay all said the same thing: "You can have mine"
 
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