another way of reading it

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    EBITDA = Earnings Before I Tricked The Dumb Auditor
    EBIT = Earnings Before Irregularities and Tampering
    CEO = Chief Embezzlement Officer
    CFO = Corporate Fraud Officer
    NAV = Normal Andersen Valuation
    EPS = Eventual Prison Sentence

    have a good day..
 
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