another new zuland joke

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    3 men in the waiting room at the maternity ward of a hospital.
    An Australian, a New Zealander and an American negro.

    The nurse comes in & says " good news all round gentleman, youv'e all had sons, both mother & baby are well in all cases.
    We do however have one small problem which I need your help to sort out. All the babies came at the same time & in the rush & confusion we are not too sure which baby belongs to whom. Can you come along with me now & see if you can identify them

    As soon as they get in the room with the babies the ozzie immediately points to the black baby & says "Thats mine "

    The nurse says ' Why do you say that ?"

    The ozzie says, "I dont want to risk taking home a Kiwi"

 
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